Forecast for Monday September 06, 2010
Trees – No Activity
Grasses – No Activity
Weeds – Very High
Chance of Precipitation 0%
Wind SW 19 mph
Weeds Very High. The bane of my existence.
Three very agonizing words for me. They rate right up next to “Your Water Broke” and “Dental Appointment”.
They are the very reason I am still in my PJ’s with eyes that are red and watering, and why I will not take a step outside, even if my house catches fire, and why I took Zyrtec before bed last night and Ol’ Blue Eyes claims I snored (I have no recollection of that, but I did sleep well), and why I will be mis-er-able until we get a freeze or two, or three, or ten. So, do not speak of how wonderful Indian Summers are. Do not tell me you hate to see summer’s end. I am ready for a hard freeze and lots of snow. Amen.
Thanks for listening. Over and out. (A-choo!)