It was simple. I just wanted a new profile picture. I see everyone snap and post them. It doesn’t look hard.
Apparently it is hard for us.
Me: Look at my double chin and GIGANTOR fingers! OBE: Look at my freaky eyes! We have to look in the camera.
Me: Why are we so blurry? OBE: You have to clean of the front camera.
Me: Are we blue? Why are we turning out blue? OBE: I don’t know. Let’s try again.
Me: Why are you hiding behind my hair?
Me: OK, come on, this isn’t that hard.
Me: Hey that one is ok, let’s try one more.
OBE: Geez, look at my forehead! Me: Oh my gosh… Egghead. OK, let’s try outside. We won’t look blue out here.
Me: Oh geez, double chin again!
Me: No, I’m not of Asian descent. DO IT AGAIN!
OBE: We’re good… that’s all… Sayonara… Adios… Aufedersein… Me: I give up.